|
"I'm charmed to meet you, I'm sure, for, you see,
I myself am so terribly charming, and even my middle name is
Charm! Why, it has been said I could charm the bark right off
of trees! Or the birds out of them, for that matter! I am Violet
Charm Turnbull, and I would like to take this opportunity to
play for you. I do not read music, but play only by ear. In fact,
I shall be in concert in our local municipal auditorium on the
12th. I do hope you can be there -- I shall be signing autographs
both before and after the concert. However, as the opening act
is Three Dog Night, I do tend to get a little nervous, so we
shall move the signing party across the street to the Church
rectory. Do hope to have the opportunity to charm you then!" |
|
|